Archive for March, 2012

Let’s run these beavers out of town

March 26, 2012
Let’s run these beavers out of town

Look into their cold, beady eyes my friends. Do you see any speck of compassion, any concern for our well-being? No you do not. Why? Because beavers do not have hearts. They do not care for our troubles. They do not care for us. Beavers care only for themselves and nothing else. But I...
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The week’s news in 600 words or less

March 5, 2012
The week’s news in 600 words or less

What a wild week for news. Without warning, Guelph was thrown into the national media spotlight. The stories only grew stranger by the minute. If you’re looking for someone to explain it all, call Peter Mansbridge. But if he’s busy, here’s all you really need to know: Robo-calls: A rash of phone calls made...
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